First post yay!

Or should the title be "FIRST ENTRY YAY!"

Either way, I really do enjoy how this layout works, let's hope everything works out fine and nobody dies from my experimentation.

To commemorate my first entry, this is an email I wrote yesterday, it was filled with too much anger, and possibly hatred... I may have some anger issues...

Apathy has taken over, I’m overwhelmed with an innate desire to not care.

So here’s some pictures of crazy ‘effers who thinks that paying lots of money so that they have dinner suspended in mid air.


















SERIOUSLY, WHAT HAPPENED ALONG YOUR WEALTH STREWN PATH OF LIFE THAT JUST THE PLAIN ACT OF EATING REVILES YOU SO THAT YOU MUST BE SUSPENDED, WITH STEEL CABLES, IN MID AIR, WITH OTHER LIKE MINDED BRAIN DEAD SOCIALITES WHILE ENJOYING YOUR FILLET OF MEDIOCRITY? Apparently, according to this news article, it costs approximately $12,000 for 8 hours. 8 HOURS, NOT ONLY DID YOU JUST BLEW HALF OF A PRIUS ON FOOD, IT’S FOOD THAT’S ONLY GOOD FOR 8, OCHO, HUIT, عدد, ACHT, EIGHT,

EIGHT!!!

And what do you do when somebody needs to go to the bathroom? “oh, you need to go to the bathroom? "Sorry, it costs to much to operate the crane for only 1 person, so just wee on yourself a bit, that’ll be fine, we are outdoors, the WIND will blow the smell away!!!”

And then there’s this priceless quote:
'It was like eating with the 12 apostles and Jesus Christ,' quips David Ghysels, co-founder of the Belgium-based company.


WHAT? This oxygen thief is comparing a sheer ostentatious display of frivolity with THE LAST SUPPER? This robber of everything that is good and decent is telling me that dining on expensive steak, being dangled in midair, and listening to some wanker on a piano hanging off your little patio-o-doom is comparable to BREAKING BREAD WITH THE SON OF GOD AND THE SAVIOR OF OUR SOULS? JESUS WALKED ON WATER SO WE CAN BE HARASSED BY AVIANS AS WE DINE? JESUS MAY HAVE DESCENDED FROM HEAVEN TO BRING US RAPTURE, BUT THAT ONLY HAPPENED AFTER HE DIED, WHICH IS WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU DECIDE TO PARTAKE ON THIS ABOMINATION AGAINST EVERYTHING THAT’S HOLY!!!

“The piano player entertains while being peed on.”