Fucking Clown Bombs

Good morning you filthy animals



Welcome to the BuzzFeed nightmare machine

This is mostly for me...

So I've been watching Rhythm Heaven Fever game footage on youtube, mostly because, um... apparently, I don't play games anymore and I'd rather watch people play games and spend the time screaming at my monitor. Anyway, this is probably my favorite, Ringside, this is the English version:



Oh wow, now all I need is an "ifram" tag to embed stuff? the future is amazing. Oh, right, and here's the Japanese version:



There is a reason for why I wanted to show you the Japanese version, mostly because of remixes... like this Terry Crews version:


Or this Applejack version:


Or this... um... questionable King from Legend of Zelda on the CDi:


God that's actually really bad...

Or this Heavy Version:


So apparently that was a thing, but the thing is that, you don't know how deep this rabbit hole goes. You see, when something like this happen, something much stranger and worse starts showing up, and then it just goes deeper and deeper...





Shine on you crazy beautiful fucking lunatics, shine on.

Meanwhile, in Soviet Russia

You Carry Horse?

my mind is blown.

Bat Golf Cart

Batman needs to golf too.

Oh, right, I have a batman tag...

Wall Gator

great, now they've figured out how to partially evade the painful pull of gravity.

Ceiling Spiders

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffffff

I don't have a "spider" tag? WTF, SPIDERS ARE TERRIFYING!

So Apparently Patrick Stewart is an Actual Captain

I'm not gonna lie, that's pretty awesome.

I'm so confused by this right now (imgur)

Darkie Toothpaste.

The thing about being the younger generation of our family is that, well, one of our favorite activity as a Taiwanese individual, is for us to tell every god damn person we can about how god damn racist us Taiwanese folks are. Take, for example, the Darkie Toothpaste:


I remember that at a later time of my youth, my grandfather switched his favorite "black man toothpaste" to "white man toothpaste", of which I just thought, to my racist little self: "I guess white man toothpaste is better?"

I also remember that they introduced some toothpaste with salt in it, declaring the cleansing power of salt, now on your teeth.

THIS ALL HAPPENED DURING THE 80'S!

God damn we were some fucked up racists.

Nicolas Cage as... Everyone.

Through some inexplicable and baffling event, someone decided to start a blog dedicated to reimagining what... well, everyone will look like if they are played by Nic Cage...








I must have missed the memo, but this is perplexing.

Came Across a Few Pictures, Thought You May Like It...

THOMAS AND FRIENDS!


TRANSFORM, AND ROLL OUT!

It may also need a "combine" in there somewhere, but that takes too long to say with dramatic impact.

Speaking of impact... What's better then Betty White and the ghost of John Ritter, you say?

How about Betty White in Slave Leia Bikini wielding a flaming chain-saw astride atop a John Ritter Centaur?

she also has a cape.

Humanity may be doomed, but it's in our twilight hours that we shine the brightest.

Unwittingly, He Trained A Dolphin To Kill The President of the United States

Now this picture of an old man and an exploding ship will live on the internet, forever, easily searched with a few text entires.

And just for giggles: rapist deer.

This "TV Show" Video is Endlessly Fascinating.

I. AM. FASCINATED.

Also, I need a "Japan?" tag, but I'm very reluctant to add that in, because then it'll just encompass everything that's bat poo crazy.

A Morning of Awkwardness is....

Far better then a night of loneliness?

Debate.

Or not.

Some Be Hatin

'Cause his time will cause you.

Tentacle

So I Guess Wrestling Is Pretty God Damn Gay.

I'm glad they stopped denying, at least.

Edit: christ, every time I come across this post I feel a bit more ill...

Grenade Boy

Best Friends

I can understand maybe Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger, but Darth Vader seems pushing it, and then... Dracula? Really? Shouldn't Dracula be engulfed in flame?

Remember When This Blog Was Nothing But Stupid Pictures I Come Across On The Interwebz?

Yeah... me neither, maybe some other time.

Trust me, there are times that I would come across some picture and go "OH MAN, I WOULD TOTALLY SHARE THAT PICTURE WITH EVERYONE!" and then I'll say "OH MAN, I LOVE DOING METH OFF THE BACK OF A HOBO STRIPPER!"

I may have problems.

WHERE THE HELL IS THAT VIBRATING NOISE COMING FROM?

Segata Saturn Shiro

I can't be arsed to try and figure out what they are singing, or why what may look like an odd Sega Saturn mascot is body throwing every freaking person he come across and molesting passed out mothers in the midst of a house fire... I'm too busy being freaked out that Segata Sanshiro is going to come after me next.

Also, I really don't want to explode.

Oh, wait, this video from "the best damn podcast ever" will explain everything, plus show you all of the commercials and the translated music video.

NOOOOOOO, SEGATA SANSHIRO!!!!