Sunday, April 13, 2008

Further Evidence: Hindu Rapture

Here is more evidence to support Benny's theory that there is an impending Hindu Rapture upon us. This little girl was born with what is known as a "parasitic twin". This malformity has left the girl with eight limbs making her, depending on who you ask, a freak or a god.

Take a look at this so that you can see exactly what is going on with this poor kid.
Now compare that to the Hindu God Lakshmi.
"Well that seems like a pleasant sort of deity to have around" you might say. Very nice, goddess of wealth just throwing gold coins around and showering with the trunks of gold plated elephants. And Lakshmi doesn't seem so bad at all. It is only when you begin to take into consideration some of her siblings.


I give you Shiva and Kali.

Not so friendly looking are they? I mean Shiva is attacking freaking Thor, and Kali has a necklace made of damned skulls! I think that Benny is absolutely correct in his assumption that we all need to convert or disguise ourselves as cows immediately. Quick, grab your costumes and meet me at the temple!















That's me looking right at the camera.
I sure hope that you folks know what you are going to do when the impending head chopping begins, but I am already working on my mooing and learning to dine in a pasture, I am gonna be ok.


Just please make sure that you act now, or you will be caught in the rush and then what huh?


God this is gonna suck!

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