God damn I could use a nap.

Maybe I'll just pick up one of these and perk right up!

this makes more sense than it should

Let me see you argue with that logic.

Not a bad way to start the day.

it'll make my life a bit easier, COME SANCHO, POUR ME A FRESH CUP OF JOE AS I STEP TOWARDS MY PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT!

WHAT? YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE MY COFFEE, SANCHO, I LIKE THEM LIKE MY WOMEN AND COOKIES, COVERED IN BEEEEEES.