A Heap of Trouble (NSFW).

I must also mention very, very forcefully that this video is very, very NSFW.

I'll say it again, NSFW.

HEY KIDS, CHECK OUT MY BONE SAWS!

This is my skull saw, antique and hand cranked for maximum efficiency.


Some people like to have pride in their work, and that's why I've fitted my dinner saw with ornate carvings, so that my patients may die of shock with a side of botulism!


And this is my "Boner Saw". It'z vor vorzkinz, and bahd leetle boyz vho khant ztop teazing leetle girlz!

Bonus points and an imaginary thumbs up if you figured out what I just typed.

And for no reason at all, a Tobacco Enema Kit


There are more, but you would get a better idea and a much description at the original website: 20 Scary Old School Surgical Tools - Surgical Technologist

RIP Everyone.

*sniff* great party, man, great party.

Gentleman Panda Knows If You Are A Gentleman Or Not

It helps if you aren't wearing his top hat.

RoboGeisha is So God Damn Insane That My Nipples Exploded In Fits Of Bewilderment

I should probably also mention that this video is NSFW, but really, if you are watching it, "this video is NSFW" is probably one of the last things you would think about.

The first thing I thought about was "is this hot? should I be titillated, or horrified?" followed by "ACK MY NIPPLES!"

We Went And Saw Up This Weekend...

I'm glad I'm not the only one that did that.

Joe Loves Crappy Movies

The Greatest Freakout: WoW Style

What happens when you cancel your child's World of Warcraft account?


I'm slightly puzzled with the whole "I'm so fucking pissed I'm going to rape myself with a remote" move.

And thanks to the magic of JAPANESE!, here is a remixed version:


I laughed so hard I pooped myself.

Things Girls Will Do To You

Electricity VS Cat

It's shopped

Bacon Pegacorn...

With a baby astride the... the... bacon-winged Unicorn Pegasus?

Your guess is as good as mine...

Prostitution: Now With AC!

Seriously, the sign on top says "AC is on"

Also, the descriptions are accurate, but not as colorful as the Chinese ones.

I love the description for the Malaysian girl: Clean Pure Malay.

Also, the Russian Girl: Insane Crazy Demonic Girl.

RIP Billy Mays

JESUS CHRIST WHY IS EVERYTHING I'VE LOVED AND ADORED DYING IN MY ARMS???

Hijinks Ensue

Dr. Phero Is A 40 Second Video Of Massive WTF-ness

Seriously, we are letting japan getting away with way too much shit.

Girl Taken Out By Basij Sniper

it's pretty gruesome, really heartbreaking, and probably not safe for work.

Happy Father's Day!

Silence

This is probably the most dramatic protest footage you will ever witness.


Huffington Post

Comfort Wipe: It's Like A Magical Wand for Your Ass!

I'm a fat man who is frequently troubled by the act of having to wipe myself. It used to be that I only have two choices, wipe my butt and suffer a sprained shoulder, or not wipe my butt and suffer the horrible itchies. What's a fat guy to do? But now, thanks to Comfort Wipe, I'll never have to jump into the pool for a thorough soaking every time I poo ever again, THANKS, COMFORT WIPE!

The Beatles Rock Band Promo

I didn't really pay attention to the Beatles Rock Band Promo, I mean hell, it's another rockband game, what's the big deal?

Then I heard about this "amazing intro footage from Beatles Rock Band, it made me cream my shorts and I kept watching it over and over again..." and it piqued my curiosity...

My mind? Blown.

If you get a chance you should check out the intro in all its giant glory.

Benny Hinn: Let the Bodies Hit The Floor

Things get a bit confusing once Benny Hinn start hitting people with his jacket...

RIP David Carradine...

Last week was the glorious return of E3, through all its pomp and circumstances my eyes were glued to the internet tubes desperately slurping out any more news about upcoming video games and gaming oriented technology, which is a long way to say: I was too busy being creepy about video games to come across what may be the most fascinatingly disturbing piece of news:

David Carradine, 72, was found dead in a hotel in Bangkok.

That by itself may not raise many eyebrows, but then the circumstances became weird. How weird, you ask? Well how about "found with his arms hanging off a bar in the closet completely naked with a rope tied around his man bits"? Does that count as weird?

To make situations worse, apparently some Thailand Rag had plastered pictures of David Carradine's dead naked body in all its autoerotic asphyxiated glory.

I'm not going to even bother posting any pictures because:
1) I don't have any
2) I'm not looking for any god damn pictures of a dead naked David Carradine with strings around his man bits...
3) Just... NO!

David Carradine joins the proud list of celebrities like Jerzy Kosinski (in 1991) and Michael Hutchence (in 1997) who died in a senseless act of chocking yourself while playing with your wiener.

But let's also not forget about the Ninja conspiracy, as in "David Carradine was investigating illegal underground martial arts and was executed by assassins for KNOWING TOO MUCH!"

Most of these are wild theories and speculative accusations, and considering that the news source came out of Thailand, I would take it all in with a large spoonful of lye-flavored salt.

RIP David Carradine, you deserved so much better.