Benny Hinn: Let the Bodies Hit The Floor

Things get a bit confusing once Benny Hinn start hitting people with his jacket...

Coincindence?

God Can Be Such A DIck

God Is Laughing At Us.

Thousands of Years Ago, Cats Were Worshipped As Gods...

I wish they would forget about it, though, uppity little things.

And Lo, The FSM Spoke. 1st ED.

Attention: Lunatic Atheists & their Lawyers:

Anti-God is Anti-American
Anti-American is Treason
Traitors lead to Civil War.

That's quite the logical leap there, hoss.

God actually doesn't hate Gays

God Will Always Hate the Cubs

God has been cancelled.

The story behind it was that it was a band of some sort, "God is Coming" is their name, but they didn't get the proper permission so the governing body ended up slapping the red "cancel" sticker on all the posters.

Or something like that.

LifeChurch.tv will rob you.

Listen to the helpful Billboard.

Thanks Stacy

Show Down in Jerusalem

It's not who you think it is.

The Indestructible Armenians vs The Unstoppable Greek Orthodox, FIGHT!



Monks brawl at Jerusalem Site (Arbroath)

God Hates Signs

A very noble campaign.

I stole it from flickr, but now I can't find the original...

This is an inexplicable picture of a balloon cat.

And the people that loved it.


No, not really, I have no idea what that display is about.

Yeah, let's see that evolutionary bitch evolve some wings!

Edit: so it's apparently from Monkey Fluids, a comic in the vein of married to the sea, except that it is no longer running...

I actually thought this was Married to Sea, but I can't find any references to the above comic... I did find this one, however:


marriedtothesea.com

Sorry if you love show tunes.

no, no, I'm not really sorry.

I love show tunes too...
Put on your Sunday clothes, there's lots of world out there
Get out the brillantine and dime cigars
We're gonna find adventure in the evening air

Which one is real?

Honestly, it's getting harder and harder to tell the difference between crazy churches and internet.

Controversial Church Sign

A Beauty Pageant for Nuns

According to CNN (Thanks, Stacy!), a nice Italian Priest wanted to start an online beauty pageant to bring more awareness to the fact that not all nuns are dour old bags of hate.

I have no further comments, because it's at this point that us all slightly intimidated men began fantasizing about terrible strict hawt nuns, and will probably be debilitated for the rest of the day just by imagery alone... while we slowly burn in hell.

BROTHERS, I TURNED THE GOOGLE SAFE SEARCH FEATURE OFF, AND WAS HORRIFIED BY WHAT I FOUND, DON'T EVER DO SEARCH FOR SEXY NUN FOR WANK MATERIAL!!!

God is a Sock.

This is a fascinating contender to JR's hair, IMO.

pixftw

Church Debate

Spurious Logic

Praise the Lord