Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Apparently Today Is My "Discover Advertising That Appeals To Me" Day...

Hardee's sells Biscuit Holes

Thanks Stacy!

And here are 2 ads from Microsoft about their Internet Explorer 8:

The ads are not as bad as a lot of people claim it is, it's fucking Internet Explorer 8, the people that sees it will just get a laugh, regardless of your browser preference.

Also, I can't use IE8 on my home machine, it's not that I don't want to, I literally can't, WAY TO GO, MICROSOFT!

Slow Loris are OMG ADORABLE <3

Thanks A-Tek!

Crazy Insane Japanese Concept Cars That Will Never See The Light of Production...

About the only one that looked intersting was that strange Mazda concept car looking like something someone puked out of a science fiction magazine, all sleek and silver and ready to morph into a bio-beast. The rest of the cars just seems silly.

Thanks A-Tek.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Nothing Demonstrates The Might Of The Serbian Military Like...

A tiger cub.

Edit: Holy jesus fucking christ, guys, I'm sorry, I had no idea that this guy was actually a god damn Serbian war-criminal.

This is the Internet (according to adrian)

How Do You Crowd Source a Music Video?

Ask Sour

Holy Effing Pooping Gods!

Is this what I miss when I don't bother browsing the internets?

Via Horklog, still NSFW, still entertaining as hell.

Mad House Is Doing An Iron Man Anime.

From Warren Ellis:
This is the second of the two teaser pieces shown at San Diego on Friday. This is the test animation for the IRON MAN anime series I’m writing, produced for the south east Asian market. Note test animation: it’s intended to show off the style of the piece only. Nothing in here reflects the actual content, just the design and the aesthetic and the animation. The only character in this piece that is in the actual series is Iron Man himself, okay?

I am frighteningly excited about a Warren Ellis Iron Man, considering that he was able to rescue GI Joe from an ignoble bloodless animated piss of a joke.

Well, mostly, sadly, the final climactic show down seemed to have lacked that certain "umph" I was expecting. Then again, I was mostly expecting buckets of blood in a torrential showering of goat fucking horror. I may have a bit skewed a viewpoint about everything.

Anyway, considering that the production studio is Madhouse (check out their list of accomplishments), the animation quality would be equally excellent.

Now if only they could tone the overwhelming Japanese anime culture out of the film...

Ok, I will allow about 15 seconds of cat-eared-demon-girls sucking off giant-robotic-squid with a tanker of bukkake on the side, but only 15 seconds.


Wow, it's like watching Ninja Scroll in slow motion... I hope they could put some focus on crazy fast fighting scenes.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

I Could Use A Chilled Beer...

Or a child bear... why not.

Alright, I'm done, it's out of my system, maybe I'll see you guys again some other day.

Goth Day


Teddy Roosevelt: Space Marine

Rough Riders never had it that rough, I didn't think...

A Failure In Advertising?

Or is it?

All I'm saying is that chefs need love too.

I'm Going To Go Get Me Some Drive Thru...

I'm sorry, Drive Through.

Anybody Want A Free Hug?

What about now?

Look, guys, even questionable looking fellows in red drawers and lettuce bras need love too.

This Picture Is Called "What Has Archeology Done?"

I... uh... um... what?

Speed Limit?


They Like Axe And Knife.

And also crazy teeth...

This Picture Is Called "Goth Festival"

Beats me.

Do Not Use Twitter!

There will be sporadic postings throughout the day, don't expect this to be the norm.

Evil Clowns Need Love Too...

I can't cry enough tears, I'll never be able to sleep again.

Dial A Llama


It's A Brass Party!

Hey JR, you still think it's a good idea that I'm just posting random pictures for no reason at all?


CarrotBomb Is Just A Terrible Idea Waiting For Jail Rape.

Diaper Boy With Gun Is...


Captain Awesome is... Awesome.

Speaking of Billboards...


Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Would You Like To Learn How To Use Chopsticks?

Let this billboard help you.

Man, that's educational and confusing all at the same time...

Jesus Christ On A Pogo Stick!

For reals.

In Case of Vampire...

Come and Ride My AEROTRAIN!

It's the only stylish way to travel.

Comic-Con's This Weekend!!!


Monday, July 6, 2009

A Heap of Trouble (NSFW).

I must also mention very, very forcefully that this video is very, very NSFW.

I'll say it again, NSFW.


This is my skull saw, antique and hand cranked for maximum efficiency.

Some people like to have pride in their work, and that's why I've fitted my dinner saw with ornate carvings, so that my patients may die of shock with a side of botulism!

And this is my "Boner Saw". It'z vor vorzkinz, and bahd leetle boyz vho khant ztop teazing leetle girlz!

Bonus points and an imaginary thumbs up if you figured out what I just typed.

And for no reason at all, a Tobacco Enema Kit

There are more, but you would get a better idea and a much description at the original website: 20 Scary Old School Surgical Tools - Surgical Technologist

RIP Everyone.

*sniff* great party, man, great party.

Gentleman Panda Knows If You Are A Gentleman Or Not

It helps if you aren't wearing his top hat.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

RoboGeisha is So God Damn Insane That My Nipples Exploded In Fits Of Bewilderment

I should probably also mention that this video is NSFW, but really, if you are watching it, "this video is NSFW" is probably one of the last things you would think about.

The first thing I thought about was "is this hot? should I be titillated, or horrified?" followed by "ACK MY NIPPLES!"