Wednesday, April 23, 2008

I'm gonna start a website called gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (dot com)

It'll be a website about things that gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, and it'll be awesome, because when things gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, they really gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

What, google owns that domain name? alright, fine then, I'll change my plan, and make a website dedicated to goggles, I'll call it, gogggles (dot com), the extra G denotes the excessive amount of goggle coverage I'll... what, google owns that too?

Fine, screw them, they can keep my brilliant idea, I'll just start a euro buying club, I'll shall call it eurobuyclub (dot money) OH C'MON!

Okay, fuck google, I'm gonna start a series of smear campaign with googleporn and porngoogle-SONOFABITCH WHAT DO THEY NOT OWN?

I KNOW, ISHITONGOOGLE.COM, HAHA-no I won't really do that, but this puzzles me, what the hell is a googhole? I'm intrigued by googlepoo though.

At least they don't own googleafro, which is a comprehensive search website dedicated to the art of afro, how awesome they are, and who you can find it on (that dude in Enter the Dragon).

a pretty comprehensive list of domain names owned by google.