Tuesday, March 31, 2009

You Gotta Keep Your Beer Cold Some How...

It actually took me a while to figure out what that ad means.

"Wait, so the cold beer makes the boob perky uh... what?"

I'll bother you guys tomorrow.

You Ain't Getting Out Of Here That Easily!

It's Not Easy Being Spiderman...

And especially since you get anally punched all the time...


Put On Your Big GIrl Panties And Deal WIth It!

This link is curtesy of anon, who points us towards a website dedicated to celery and the lack of elastic bands.

Let's Go Get Some Lunch At The Obama Restaurant!

Ethiopians sure love Obama.

Nobody Likes Urchin Beggar Kids...

This falls under the "this is actually quite awful" tag, but what do I mean? Hmmm...

Someday, That Tank Car Will Be Mine...

Do You Recognize This Guy?

Let me give you a clue:

More at The Smoking Gun

Just Wear It


Alien VS Predator...

In chess!

A Fox In A Hotel Room

Nothing really that extravagant, what were you expecting?

A Viking WIth Goggles Fighting A Gentleman Raptor WIth A Maid On His Back.


Meet Mr. Johnson

Mr. Johnson is over 6 feet tall, made entirely of recycled materials, and is anatomically correct.

Not that I need to tell you that, here is Mr. Johnson with Monica Lidman, the artist (who I suspect may be a little insane).

Verkstad :: Giant Sock Monkey NSFW

Monday, March 30, 2009


Tomorrow? K.

Shuffle Your Feet For Sting Rays...

Keep this in mind the next time you hit the beach, kids.

The Real Rosie The Riveter

It'll be really difficult for you to find this image on reputable web sites, mostly because this image is heavily copy righted.

I'm posting this because I have been searching for this picture for a while now, and want to share it with you guys.

Edit: It's fascinating, but alfihar left a comment on how similar Rosie the Riveter is compared to Michelangelo's Isaiah, and I have to say, wow, there is quite the similarity.


Melanie Griffith

A Girl, A Kitten, And A Bunch Of Food.


I have no idea what that kid is doing, but it's AWESOME!

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News...

You can't really call this a "demotivator" anymore, can you?

The Pro/Anti Argument Chart

Yeah, that seems about right.

Mondays Are Like Walking On Barbed Wire

Some equates this as "life in general"

However, elephants on a tight rope is just fun and cute and... kind of sad.

Mondays At Work Is Like Being Taken Over By Cthulu...

Although seriously, turning into Cthulu and destroying everything and everyone would be cool, until you realized you killed everyone you ever loved or cared for, then infinite ancient sadness ensues...

Fuck Monday!

Coffee and mondays, so classic.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Stalin Vs. Martians

Megaforce Is So God Damn Extreme You'll Soil Your Self.

And then afterwards, you would wish you have some clean pairs of pants so you can soil yourself some more.


Cat Shit One

Youtube Link for more explanation.

Friday, March 27, 2009

We Will Finish The Day WIth Muppets

Sweeney Todd

Humanized Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem:

It took me a while to realize that this was in reference to the muppets, it's one of those "boy that sure looked familiar" situations.

I'm not too hot on this "League of Extraordinary Muppets" poster.

Animal is batshit crazy.

The Count counts your count... wait, no, I mean blood.

Cookie Monster is just abstract.

That's it, I have more, but I'm going to save it for some other time, HELL YEAH THAT WAS A DICK MOVE!

See you guys next week, when I reveal my master plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Wait, no, I mean porkchop sandwiches.

No, wait, I have no idea what I'm going to do next week.

"Humanized" South Park

They almost don't look batshit crazy...

I started humming the theme to Growing Pains when I first saw this, I'm not sure how that describes me as a human being.

Suicide Girls

What If You Recast The Characters of Spongebob Squarepants and Superjail?

Super Squarepants

SpongeBob Jail

Humanized Sponge Bob Frightens Me...

Damn it, Patrick, put a shirt on!

Hyper-Anthropomorphic Sponge Bob is REALLY Disturbing...

Man, I hate rule 34.

Creepy Megaman

I have a sudden hankering for some Megaman 9...

Baby Megaman!

Ronald McDonald As Some Crazy Murderer

I get the feeling that I've posted this picture before...

An Alternate Disney.

While browsing through 4chan (not linking to it, if you want to visit 4chan at work you only have yourself to blame) I came across this absolutely brilliant thread where someone asked for alternate pictures of... stuff, everything, really. Yes, that's right, all of today's pictures are curtesy of 4chan, a giant suppository of everything.

Anyway, I came across several images of iconic Disney characters, humanized, and I've decided to share, enjoy.

Humanized cast of Finding Nemo:

Humanized Scar:

Humanized Darkwing Dark:

Can you guess these two?

How about now?

And finally, this last one isn't "humanized" version of Disney Characters. I just liked seeing a cute and silly picture involving the Disney Princessess that doesn't involve the word "pornography".