Did I Mention Marry Christmas?

Hmmm... Oh well, I bet the Crucifix could use a bit of a cheering up, being all gloomy and reminding us of the savior's death and all...

This Is Possibly The Worst Way To Die.

So there was a car wreck out in Turkey involving some cars, a lorry, and a van. A van filled with bees.

I laughed heartily when I read this:

Rescue workers, police, medics and beekeepers tried for more than an hour...

And the laughter turned to horror when this happened:

...to release two people trapped inside the vehicle, their faces carpeted with angry bees.

Jesus god damn christ.

The Times: Man Dies After Bee Escape Hives In Crash.

Balloon Jesus

I can't get over the feeling that I totally misspelled "balloon".

That inflatable Jesus, by the way, got some insane abs.

Jesus Christ On A Pogo Stick!

For reals.

Benny Hinn: Let the Bodies Hit The Floor

Things get a bit confusing once Benny Hinn start hitting people with his jacket...

I have no idea what this picture means.

So I took a wild guess and post this on Zombie-Jesus Day, just in case!

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

Jesus Hates Zombies

You Got A Friend Request

Hmmm, Jesus or Satan?

The Luminous Life Of... Ricky Martin?

They focused on Ricky Martin, but missed the shelf below where ADOLF HITLER is right next to JESUS.

Jesus Comes Quickly...

Jesus Loves Me...

But I make him wear a condom godImgoingtohell.

Jesus In Your Dog's Bum

Did I really never posted this picture?

I can't remember if H said that it's a dog or a cat's bum, I'm not going to argue about it...

You Have Angered the Badger

Jesus, you are screwed.

Jesus on Falcor

"we are going down..."
"YEAH!!!"

Jesus Bandage

Jesus Has a Gun

Love him, or don't, it's your life.

Jesus Thinks Eels Are LOL

When they are coming out of some girl's butt.

I'll really try to be outrageous tomorrow, ah who am I lying to?

Well that was stupendous

Yeah, so my attempt at "making up for not a lot of posts on Monday" resulted in me barely posting today, well I'll remedy that now, since I am home and has actual time to make it seem like I'm wasting a lot of time.

Anyway, in celebration of Obama's inauguration, here is a whole bunch of left over campaign pictures from last year!

Who sucks the most?


McCain/Palin vs King of the Hill


This guy also want change


Obama sandels.


McCain sandels


She has vipers in her gloryhole?


Palin is puzzled.


Yoda Grammar


Excessive Obama Fan


Obama with large lips.


Here's Johnny!


You can't have Jesus without an Apocalypse


The candidates speaking of "change"


McCain is... surprised?


The Candidates as the cast of Batman:


Man, I'm glad I finally got rid of those, time to concentrate on something equally retarded!

Fuck Your Sins