Tuesday, June 30, 2009

We Went And Saw Up This Weekend...

I'm glad I'm not the only one that did that.

Joe Loves Crappy Movies

Monday, June 29, 2009

The Greatest Freakout: WoW Style

What happens when you cancel your child's World of Warcraft account?

I'm slightly puzzled with the whole "I'm so fucking pissed I'm going to rape myself with a remote" move.

And thanks to the magic of JAPANESE!, here is a remixed version:

I laughed so hard I pooped myself.

Things Girls Will Do To You

Electricity VS Cat

It's shopped

Bacon Pegacorn...

With a baby astride the... the... bacon-winged Unicorn Pegasus?

Your guess is as good as mine...

Prostitution: Now With AC!

Seriously, the sign on top says "AC is on"

Also, the descriptions are accurate, but not as colorful as the Chinese ones.

I love the description for the Malaysian girl: Clean Pure Malay.

Also, the Russian Girl: Insane Crazy Demonic Girl.

RIP Billy Mays


Hijinks Ensue

Friday, June 26, 2009

Dr. Phero Is A 40 Second Video Of Massive WTF-ness

Seriously, we are letting japan getting away with way too much shit.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Girl Taken Out By Basij Sniper

it's pretty gruesome, really heartbreaking, and probably not safe for work.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009


This is probably the most dramatic protest footage you will ever witness.

Huffington Post

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Comfort Wipe: It's Like A Magical Wand for Your Ass!

I'm a fat man who is frequently troubled by the act of having to wipe myself. It used to be that I only have two choices, wipe my butt and suffer a sprained shoulder, or not wipe my butt and suffer the horrible itchies. What's a fat guy to do? But now, thanks to Comfort Wipe, I'll never have to jump into the pool for a thorough soaking every time I poo ever again, THANKS, COMFORT WIPE!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

The Beatles Rock Band Promo

I didn't really pay attention to the Beatles Rock Band Promo, I mean hell, it's another rockband game, what's the big deal?

Then I heard about this "amazing intro footage from Beatles Rock Band, it made me cream my shorts and I kept watching it over and over again..." and it piqued my curiosity...

My mind? Blown.

If you get a chance you should check out the intro in all its giant glory.

Benny Hinn: Let the Bodies Hit The Floor

Things get a bit confusing once Benny Hinn start hitting people with his jacket...

Monday, June 8, 2009

RIP David Carradine...

Last week was the glorious return of E3, through all its pomp and circumstances my eyes were glued to the internet tubes desperately slurping out any more news about upcoming video games and gaming oriented technology, which is a long way to say: I was too busy being creepy about video games to come across what may be the most fascinatingly disturbing piece of news:

David Carradine, 72, was found dead in a hotel in Bangkok.

That by itself may not raise many eyebrows, but then the circumstances became weird. How weird, you ask? Well how about "found with his arms hanging off a bar in the closet completely naked with a rope tied around his man bits"? Does that count as weird?

To make situations worse, apparently some Thailand Rag had plastered pictures of David Carradine's dead naked body in all its autoerotic asphyxiated glory.

I'm not going to even bother posting any pictures because:
1) I don't have any
2) I'm not looking for any god damn pictures of a dead naked David Carradine with strings around his man bits...
3) Just... NO!

David Carradine joins the proud list of celebrities like Jerzy Kosinski (in 1991) and Michael Hutchence (in 1997) who died in a senseless act of chocking yourself while playing with your wiener.

But let's also not forget about the Ninja conspiracy, as in "David Carradine was investigating illegal underground martial arts and was executed by assassins for KNOWING TOO MUCH!"

Most of these are wild theories and speculative accusations, and considering that the news source came out of Thailand, I would take it all in with a large spoonful of lye-flavored salt.

RIP David Carradine, you deserved so much better.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

The Keyboard Cat Post...

I think most everybody knows what keyboard cat is by now, but just in case you don't...

The Original:

Keyboard Gato:

A few different takes:

I'm really just doing this so I can post this:
The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c
Daily/Colbert - Keyboard Cat
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Political HumorEconomic Crisis

wait, no, I just really want to post this one:
The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Exclusive - Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat
Colbert Report Full EpisodesPolitical HumorKeyboard Cat

Ok, I'm done, I'll bother you guys some other time.

Note: not drunk.

Raffaele de Rosa: More Man Then You

Not trying to insult you, but truthfully speaking, what are the chances that you pull a stunt like what he did and not fly off?

Probably a lot better then me, who will be residing as a part of the race track as lawn fertilizer...


Monday, June 1, 2009

Brutal Legend Is So Metal...

My testicles burst through my inadequate fleshy sacs... :(

Can you be REEEEEEALLY gay for a game? I did.

Excuse me whilst I craw into my hybernation chamber, wake me when it's October.