Fucking Clown Bombs

Good morning you filthy animals



Welcome to the BuzzFeed nightmare machine

Ceiling Spiders

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffffff

I don't have a "spider" tag? WTF, SPIDERS ARE TERRIFYING!

A Morning of Awkwardness is....

Far better then a night of loneliness?

Debate.

Or not.

Hey Guys, Remember When China Had That Quake and...

Oh god I'm a horrible human being...

So I Guess Wrestling Is Pretty God Damn Gay.

I'm glad they stopped denying, at least.

Edit: christ, every time I come across this post I feel a bit more ill...

This Kid Is Adorable.

:3

But ok, seriously, internet, we need to talk. "colon three" does not have the same connotation as some people like to imagine, where it looks like a mischievous cat grin. No, instead, it looks like a pair of eyes with testicles instead of mouth. That's a facial expression full of balls, people, BALLS!

This Is Possibly The Worst Way To Die.

So there was a car wreck out in Turkey involving some cars, a lorry, and a van. A van filled with bees.

I laughed heartily when I read this:

Rescue workers, police, medics and beekeepers tried for more than an hour...

And the laughter turned to horror when this happened:

...to release two people trapped inside the vehicle, their faces carpeted with angry bees.

Jesus god damn christ.

The Times: Man Dies After Bee Escape Hives In Crash.

Nothing Good Can Come Of This

Mechanical Tumor is an insane monstrosity thought up by Mio I-zawa whose sole intent is to jab a hypodermic needle full of crazy into our collective heart of madness.

Kool'Aid Man in Second Life

Incredibly Not Safe For Work, I will repeat, NOT. SAFE. FOR. WORK.

Kool-Aid Man in Second Life (.com) - Tour Promo from on Vimeo.

I do love how it is a perfect demonstration of what Second Life is now. I remember a few years ago when it was going to be the biggest thing since MySpace, and that it will be a paragon of the digital future set to transform lives never before seen. Now it is just a vast wasteland with beautiful and painfully haunting sceneries as a constant reminder of our optimism and failure. The survivors all abandoned their metropolis and congregated in deep casyms hidden from plain view, dancing and trading electronic fluids, birthing baby avatars unloved and uncared for.

THIS IS OUR FUTURE, PEOPLE, WE ARE DISEASED AND DOOMED FOR HORRIBLE SEX ACTS AGAINST EVERYTHING WE'VE EVER HELD DEAR!

Most People Won't Remember Why Catherine II Was Called Catherine The Great...

They would only remember a particularly fallacious rumor:

According to a quick Google search, by the way, showed that she died of a stroke, not the magnificent and possibly horrifyingly hilarious ending that we all just kind of accepted as a fact.

And of course, I have to put this in or I'll never be able to find this picture in the later years: Horse Fucker.

If you performed an image search for "Horse Fucker" and came to this blog, WELCOME!

Evil Clowns Need Love Too...

I can't cry enough tears, I'll never be able to sleep again.

Girl Taken Out By Basij Sniper

it's pretty gruesome, really heartbreaking, and probably not safe for work.

Comfort Wipe: It's Like A Magical Wand for Your Ass!

I'm a fat man who is frequently troubled by the act of having to wipe myself. It used to be that I only have two choices, wipe my butt and suffer a sprained shoulder, or not wipe my butt and suffer the horrible itchies. What's a fat guy to do? But now, thanks to Comfort Wipe, I'll never have to jump into the pool for a thorough soaking every time I poo ever again, THANKS, COMFORT WIPE!

Half Life: Hero Beggining

Um... I think this was a slash fiction, except awesome.

I think I got some bad fruit

Hey Guys...

So... in hopes of mining more comedy gold to entertain whoever it is that stumbles across this blog, I spent a good 3 to 4 hours on 4chan last night to... uh... ah, who cares, I was so emotionally beaten that I can barely squeeze anything out...

This is how I feel about 4chan

I'm going on a hiatus, I'll see you guys some other time.

It's Not Easy Being Spiderman...

And especially since you get anally punched all the time...

Nobody Likes Urchin Beggar Kids...

This falls under the "this is actually quite awful" tag, but what do I mean? Hmmm...

Suicide Girls

Humanized Sponge Bob Frightens Me...

Damn it, Patrick, put a shirt on!