Showing posts with label dog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dog. Show all posts

Thursday, September 2, 2010

I'm not quite there yet...

Daily posts are still going to be few and far between, gotta get ready for a move and all.

See you on the flip side, which is a term I don't quite understand, because if your side got flipped, then shit, wouldn't you be upside down and breaking the law of gravity, which isn't really a law and more of a "I will follow your silly ruling for now, until I can stab you in the heart and then fly to my heart's content."

Oh, right, enjoy some boobs:

Taking a picture AND masturbating to it? Why, I believe someone has taken your advice, nice lady!

Posture

chest forward and back straight, yes...

Cleavage

I mean, really very epic...

Fiber-Optic Bra:

They glow in the dark. COMING NEXT SUMMER: FIBER-OPTIC PENIS SHEATH!

"Benny!" you say, "all you do is catering to the lowest common denominator, don't you have some decency?"

Well, first of all, no, and second of all, Clowns:

It's true, no matter how much of a "people" clowns like to call themselves, all they want to do is to hurt you, inside and out. And seriously, it's hard to trust clowns, especially Zombie Clowns:

I've also thought that it's a Two-Face clown, actually...

Oh, right, here, and we'll finish with a puppy:

Soaking its golden retriever paws in a bucket of yellow water/beer/pee? Sweet god, puppies ARE retarded.

Do you ever get the feeling that fan made demotivators aren't really demotivators anymore?

Animals Are Sort of Useless... and are kind of weird...


I actually came across this "Animal Facts" a few times before I found out it was from KinokoFry, which is deliciously enjoyable.

Ignore the rest of this post, as it's nothing more then Google bait:
A dog can eat an elephant: TRUE!
Every 100th egg a chicken lays contains sugar: that would explain why my scrambled eggs tasted weird...
Did you know? There are no chipmunks: I knew it!
Axolotls are members of the goat family: that also explains why it's called an Axolotl.
When left alone for 5-10 hours. Finches will begin to resemble Oliver Sacks: did you know that Oliver Sacks is a MD, a Doctor, an author, and a fine dancer?
Otters will amount to nothing: I feel for them, that's what my elephant-eating dog tells me every day, but in doggish.
Parrots are just bullshit: aw...

Anti Theft Signs Are Better if You Write Them Yourself

While browsing through boingboing they presented these two little gems...

It has such a nice built up from "reason" to "I will shoot you in the fucking face"
Passive Aggressive Notes


God, it's like reading Deliverance...
Robotpainter

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

AT-AT Day Afternoon

I'm basically driving my dog insane at this point

I'm playing "Brodyquest" and "Promises Promises" back to back, not really as a scientific experimentation, per se, but just to see if my dog can learn to sing mad music.

So far, the "not really a scientific experimentation" is turning out to be a failure.

Also, for some odd reason, I've been google image searching "shaved dogs"



Don't ask.

Also, this is not a dog, god damn it google!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

DANGER


They day that man teaches dogs to wield guns is the day that mankind has doomed itself.

You don't believe me? EVEN AFTER THIS:
A Memphis, Tenn., man is in critical condition Wednesday after his dog shot him in the back.

I laughed so hard that a quantum cat materialized in my living room, got scared, then vaporized itself, that was how much I laughed at the headline. Oh, and there's this:
Hunter recovering after being shot by dog

They aren't even trying and they are killing us! Dogs, the silent but adorable and possiblity mentally retarded killer.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Friday, March 27, 2009

Thursday, March 26, 2009

I'm Going To Go Get Me Some Spaghetti...

... AW C'MON, BAD DOG, BAD DOG!

by Heather B. Armstrong

Dogs and Door

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Monday, March 16, 2009

Friday, March 13, 2009

Monday, March 9, 2009