Showing posts with label hump.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hump.. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Friday, October 3, 2008
Friday, August 1, 2008
IT'S LUNCH...uh... what?
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
You can't really call him gay.
He just likes to take it up the ass.
He could have a blockage, and is simply trying to dislodge it with a giant tree branch.
He could have a blockage, and is simply trying to dislodge it with a giant tree branch.
Monday, July 28, 2008
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Cosmo shows you 5 signs men are capable of rape.
I god damn kid you not.
I would have expected some sort of physical signs (shiftiness, has a knife) that a man is capable of rape, but seriously, I'd imagine most man is capable of rape just on the basis that they have a penis. Fortunately, Cosmo points out the actual signs you should look for in case you have reservations that the man you know is incapable of rape (commentary offered by ludickid:
1. He carefully plans his attacks
"...and tennis, sometimes hiking, and curling up with a good silly movie. How about you?"
"Carefully planning my attacks."
2. He is likely a serial rapist
Well, I'll give them that. Being a serial rapist is a pretty good sign that a guy is capable of rape.
And if they ARE a serial rapist, how are you to find out?
"Hey Chad, what have you been up to?"
"Raping."
3. He holds stereotypical view of men and women
That would include 95% of the population of the planet, including everyone who reads or writes for Cosmo.
4. He uses alcohol and/or drugs as a tool
Alcohol and drugs, of course, should only be used as entertainments, and never for practical effect. I'm just sorry this didn't say "He uses alcohol and drugs and is a tool."
I'm not really too sure about this "tool" business, do they mean that I would repair a broken manifold with vodka and ecstasy?
5. He uses psychological domination more than brute force
This is the only one that even remotely approaches good, useful advice, and it's still pretty stupid. It's nice to know that Cosmo still sucks as much as it did the last time I actually opened one up, around 1986 or so.
I would have expected some sort of physical signs (shiftiness, has a knife) that a man is capable of rape, but seriously, I'd imagine most man is capable of rape just on the basis that they have a penis. Fortunately, Cosmo points out the actual signs you should look for in case you have reservations that the man you know is incapable of rape (commentary offered by ludickid:
1. He carefully plans his attacks
"...and tennis, sometimes hiking, and curling up with a good silly movie. How about you?"
"Carefully planning my attacks."
2. He is likely a serial rapist
Well, I'll give them that. Being a serial rapist is a pretty good sign that a guy is capable of rape.
And if they ARE a serial rapist, how are you to find out?
"Hey Chad, what have you been up to?"
"Raping."
3. He holds stereotypical view of men and women
That would include 95% of the population of the planet, including everyone who reads or writes for Cosmo.
4. He uses alcohol and/or drugs as a tool
Alcohol and drugs, of course, should only be used as entertainments, and never for practical effect. I'm just sorry this didn't say "He uses alcohol and drugs and is a tool."
I'm not really too sure about this "tool" business, do they mean that I would repair a broken manifold with vodka and ecstasy?
5. He uses psychological domination more than brute force
This is the only one that even remotely approaches good, useful advice, and it's still pretty stupid. It's nice to know that Cosmo still sucks as much as it did the last time I actually opened one up, around 1986 or so.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
we can't be so hypocritical about interspecies eroticism, guys.
I'm sick of us being horrified by rape penguines and then laugh as our eugenics experiments gets confused and fucks everything that moves (and some that don't)
Your pig is fair game.
Your leg is fair game.
Your toy designed to be humped by dogs is fair game.
Your pillow is fair game
Your R2D2 is fair game (to a picture of a dog, anyway...)
Your statue is fair game (for a statue of a dog)
Your computer's fair game.
Your cat's fair game (leave your puns at home, people)
Of course, your dog'd be fair game as well... it's only fair
yeah...
And let's not forget that your monkey's certainly fair game.
Most of the pictures are from various GIS and Flickr search, if the owners ever come across the pictures posted here and does not feel like having it being rebroadcast just let me know, and I'll take it down...
Your pig is fair game.
Your leg is fair game.
Your toy designed to be humped by dogs is fair game.
Your pillow is fair game
Your R2D2 is fair game (to a picture of a dog, anyway...)
Your statue is fair game (for a statue of a dog)
Your computer's fair game.
Your cat's fair game (leave your puns at home, people)
Of course, your dog'd be fair game as well... it's only fair
yeah...
And let's not forget that your monkey's certainly fair game.
Most of the pictures are from various GIS and Flickr search, if the owners ever come across the pictures posted here and does not feel like having it being rebroadcast just let me know, and I'll take it down...
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