Sunday, April 20, 2008

Carnivours make statement with Meat Pod



I guess it's just not enough for the Japanese to show off how much they love beef, after all, this is the country of the Kobe beef, where the young cows lives better then I could... that is, until they've been chopped up for delicious meat on my plate.

So what's better then an imitation meat garb for you ipod? why, a bacon bra, of course?


um... no, that's not too good either, because as hot as the idea of bacon on breastessess, raw bacon on boobies actually takes away too much, the enjoyment of boobies, and crunchy greasy bacon. It's unfortunately that I've never been a fan raw meat consumption, despite my love of a good rare steak, a breast full of raw, blood clogging bacon just doesn't scream "hey sailor" to me. Now had they went ahead and made a bacon bra out of this material:

(Salad Optional)

Well hell, you better HOPE I'm not a cannibal!

Let's say that if the bra's replaced with cooked and delicious pork chops, on the other hand... sadly the Internet has not come up with that, so if there's some ladies out there who's willing to take a picture of themselves wearing delicious cooked and succulent pork chops as bra, well feel free to make us aware of that particular flavor of wonder, mmm mmm!

in other news, meat underwear is still horrible, no matter how much of a rhinestone cowboy you'd feel with it on.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Lord, has Jayare seen this? Are you trying to tempt the man with thoughts of not bacon bits but bacon breasts? Put her and her meat bra out in the hot Texas sun to tan a bit and it will be a dream come true! :)

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