Thirsty?

I prefer beer, but to each their own.

Tomorrow is Friday, if I'm not so emotionally estranged and distant I might have conjured up some form of child-like excitement. Instead, I'm just filled with emptiness and hey, where did this pistol come from and why does it feel so comfortable next to my head?

Who Ate All The Bananas And Took A Dump In The Hallway?

I totally ruined that joke.

Meet Mr. Johnson

Mr. Johnson is over 6 feet tall, made entirely of recycled materials, and is anatomically correct.

Not that I need to tell you that, here is Mr. Johnson with Monica Lidman, the artist (who I suspect may be a little insane).


Verkstad :: Giant Sock Monkey NSFW

Please Don't Rape The Gorilla Statues

Monkeys are Dicks

Or Orangutans, rather...

TIme for Lunch!

I'm going to have to put on my lion suit and chase down a baboon, but I will not be having sex with the baboon after I chase it down, no, because I'm hungry, not horny, HUNGRY.

Midget Monkey Dropkick

I have to say that I enjoy the use of midget monkeys as weapons.

Monkey knife fight!

My money is on Gleek.

Why So Curious?

Look at his balls

Monkeys Are a Bit of an Ass

...Hole.

It's a Monkey Tattoo on Your Navel!

That's a pretty bad description, now that I think about it.

Would You LIke a Monkey?

SAVE ME CHRIS HANSEN!

The Gorilla Marathon

It's an actual Marathon to raise awareness for the gorilla plight.

Arbroath (What the hell is an Arbroath?)

Monkeys aren't all cute and cuddly.

And now, for your Tuesday morning reflection on the downfall of humanity.

Baby High Heels.


Story here

I guess that's cute, but that's not as cute as piggy in tiny rubber rain boots!


Or a baby capuchin monkey in a dress.


Thanks Stacy!

"More Lunch is Demanded", Requests my Hairy Belly

Man, We Need to Stop Teaching Vices to Animals

But they seem to enjoy it...

Sometimes my Brain Filter Goes on the Fritz.

Is this NSFW?

"4 of 5"

Don't bother asking, I just thought these were wonderfully done.

Although the emo chimp gave me the creepies...






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