Thursday, November 27, 2008

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Walmart Bingo!

I think I will have to go play this game this weekend.

Garfield Shoots Fire


I think I'm phoning it in today as well...

Deal of the Day

If you love The Killers and Coldplay, and you were wondering about this whole "purchasing music from amazon" thing, now would be the greatest time to jump in to the water.

The Killers: Day and Age is available for only $3.99 on Amazon mp3 download

Coldplay: Prospekt's March EP is available for only $.99

Day and Age is the Killer's newest album, while Prospekt's March EP is a collection of songs that Coldplay cut from the Viva la Vida, which may mean that not all the songs are stellar, but frankly, there were a few songs in Viva la Vida that I wished they cut out (too depressing for me), but so far, I'm throughly enjoying the songs on Prospekt's March.

I have yet to receive a receipt for Prospekt's March, so this 99 cent deal may be a fluke, but I would poopoo on my ancestor's adventurous spirit if I don't plunk down on that deal.

You should too.

The Coldplay Deal may actually be a fluke...

Monday, November 24, 2008

Derp Derp Derp

Retarded dogs are funny.

Bacon Bread

Yes but No but Yes

If your play a piano in the woods, would the police come investigate it?

The answer is always a yes.

(CNN) -- Was it a theft? A prank? A roundabout effort to bring some holiday cheer to the police? Authorities in Harwich, Massachusetts, are probing the mysterious appearance of a piano, in good working condition, in the middle of the woods.

Discovered by a woman who was walking a trail, the Baldwin Acrosonic piano, model number 987, is intact -- and, apparently, in tune.

Mystery Piano in Forest Perplex Police.

The Smiling Spider

Did I mention I hate Mondays?

They make me fell like this:

Friday, November 21, 2008

Where I was born and where I am now

Both true representations of these states. Especially Iowa.

there are more of these somewhere on

Mad Cat Box Mech

This picture is awesome in so many different ways.

By the way, blogger has been listing the tips on "how to make your blog load faster", which includes "less posts displayed per page" and "less medias per pag"... it's like they are trying to tell me something.

I'm seriously surprised that this blog doesn't take 5 years to load every page.



Penis Shadow

Accident, or intentional?


I look forward to the future.

No Parking Allowed...


Hidden Dangers

I'm very curious...

Everybody was Athelete Holding...


Everybody was Tower Holding.

Suddenly much less unique now...

Illegal Drag Race

I should be ashamed of myself, but I'm far too amused to be angry.

World is in Danger?

Don't ask Spiderman, Venom, and Carnage for help.

At least they are getting along great.

Hitler can't be stopped now

For a look at the time travler's perspective, you need to go to this link:
Seriously, go there and read the thing.

Floor Cat

I came across this picture about a year ago, but when I tried to go back and find it the task was too insurmountable to achieve, for some odd reason.

So I'm incredibly happy that Blame it on the Voices posted this picture.

Most of today's pictures is gonna be raided from the BotV vault.


When I created the WMD tag I never realized that I can use it in this way.

Dog Will Bight

Why So Curious?

At Least Things Can't Get Any Worse.

And I Am Not Lying

Well, unless you touched his My Little Pony collection...


Before You Kiss

Do a little research yeah?

Or just deny everything.

Cheap Red Wine

I see now that they no longer need labels involving [adjective] [noun], might as well sell your beverage exactly how it is.

Penguin Finds Refuge from Killer Whales

On a boat.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

I had a good laugh watching this video.

Pulp Muppets

Super Simpsons

These are a bunch of characters that some guy simpsonized over at Springfield punx. All Simpsons fans should check it out.

I may have to start reading the Huffington Post

I never bothered checking the Huffington Post, but I never realized that it's more like the Onion rather then New York Times?

Lunch was...

..Hey, what happened to my lunch?

Fuck Yeah.

man on fire


The Most Incredible Police Takedown Ever.

Photobucket (NSFW)

Necklace Assault.

A 22 year old Utah man was charged with 2nd degree aggravated assault after he attacked another man with his necklace, sources say.

The assault happened as the assailant threw insults at the victim's girlfriend, prompting the victim to throw soda at the assailant. The assailant retaliated by, and I quote, "took a meat cleaver he was wearing as a necklace and swung it at the victim, striking him in the face, arm and chest. The victim required 65 stitches".

Salt Lake Tribune

While I was busy pondering the questions "why was he wearing a meat cleaver" and "how was he wearing it", the thought struck me that I should do a google image search for "meat cleaver necklace". The resulting picture answered alot of questions.

You can own your very own Meat Cleaver Necklace from Etsy.

According to Fox News, the assailant's name is Matthew Bryan Stone, he has not been caught, and it was a filet knife.

The thought of a fleeing psychopath wearing a filet knife necklace does not bring my heart peace and comfort.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Nice wings ;)

I don't care for food much, so this picture really confuses me...

The Human Fly.


I'll see you guys tomorrow.

A little late for Halloween

But this costume is so cool I will let it slide.

In Other News...

Your laundry is on fire.

Dubai is Taking Shape

You know, I can't help but get the feeling that something is off about those man-made island of theirs, something so distinctly familiar... almost like a snake...

a cobra snake.




Captain Kirk Will Defeat Alien Hordes With Giant Phallic Stalactite

I hope they include this scene in the new movie.

Batman and Joker does the Caramelldansen.


Ah internet, will you never stop amusing me?