Animals Are Sort of Useless... and are kind of weird...

I actually came across this "Animal Facts" a few times before I found out it was from KinokoFry, which is deliciously enjoyable.

Ignore the rest of this post, as it's nothing more then Google bait:
A dog can eat an elephant: TRUE!
Every 100th egg a chicken lays contains sugar: that would explain why my scrambled eggs tasted weird...
Did you know? There are no chipmunks: I knew it!
Axolotls are members of the goat family: that also explains why it's called an Axolotl.
When left alone for 5-10 hours. Finches will begin to resemble Oliver Sacks: did you know that Oliver Sacks is a MD, a Doctor, an author, and a fine dancer?
Otters will amount to nothing: I feel for them, that's what my elephant-eating dog tells me every day, but in doggish.
Parrots are just bullshit: aw...

House Comic

You probably saw this on Digg already



But I get the feeling I may know the guy that did it and... uh... it's a lot easier to read then the insanely wordy Cracked article.

Two Comic Related Pictures Before I Go Off Pretending I'm Going To Sleep

Have you ever spent days and weeks and month planning and working and sweating over some fantastic project, only to witness half of it burnt to a crisp from a freak thunder storm that caused a semi to set an orphanage on fire? While tragic, you salvaged what you can, trying to make the best of all your blood, sweat, and tears, and end up with this:

Wolverine from Weapon X is why I will never, ever, work hard for anything, ever.

In other news:

The internet can not be thanked enough, no matter how much my eyes bleed.

Mad House Is Doing An Iron Man Anime.

From Warren Ellis:

This is the second of the two teaser pieces shown at San Diego on Friday. This is the test animation for the IRON MAN anime series I’m writing, produced for the south east Asian market. Note test animation: it’s intended to show off the style of the piece only. Nothing in here reflects the actual content, just the design and the aesthetic and the animation. The only character in this piece that is in the actual series is Iron Man himself, okay?

I am frighteningly excited about a Warren Ellis Iron Man, considering that he was able to rescue GI Joe from an ignoble bloodless animated piss of a joke.

Well, mostly, sadly, the final climactic show down seemed to have lacked that certain "umph" I was expecting. Then again, I was mostly expecting buckets of blood in a torrential showering of goat fucking horror. I may have a bit skewed a viewpoint about everything.

Anyway, considering that the production studio is Madhouse (check out their list of accomplishments), the animation quality would be equally excellent.

Now if only they could tone the overwhelming Japanese anime culture out of the film...

Ok, I will allow about 15 seconds of cat-eared-demon-girls sucking off giant-robotic-squid with a tanker of bukkake on the side, but only 15 seconds.

Edit: HOLY SHIT THEY ARE DOING A WOLVERINE ANIME AS WELL?!?!?!?!

Wow, it's like watching Ninja Scroll in slow motion... I hope they could put some focus on crazy fast fighting scenes.

We Went And Saw Up This Weekend...

I'm glad I'm not the only one that did that.

Joe Loves Crappy Movies

RIP Billy Mays

JESUS CHRIST WHY IS EVERYTHING I'VE LOVED AND ADORED DYING IN MY ARMS???

Hijinks Ensue

Mr. T Wants You To Get Back To Your Business...

On the other hand, Wonder Woman just watches...

The word "masturbate" is included in this post so that it'll be easier for search later on.

Wolverine On My Little Pony: A Tattoo

I get the feeling that's a stick on tattoo, at least, I pray to god that's not permanent.

Who Ate All The Bananas And Took A Dump In The Hallway?

I totally ruined that joke.

STFU Comics Shows You The Horrors Of The Internets...

So sad...

It's Not Easy Being Spiderman...

And especially since you get anally punched all the time...

An Alternate Disney.

While browsing through 4chan (not linking to it, if you want to visit 4chan at work you only have yourself to blame) I came across this absolutely brilliant thread where someone asked for alternate pictures of... stuff, everything, really. Yes, that's right, all of today's pictures are curtesy of 4chan, a giant suppository of everything.

Anyway, I came across several images of iconic Disney characters, humanized, and I've decided to share, enjoy.

Humanized cast of Finding Nemo:

Humanized Scar:

Humanized Darkwing Dark:

Can you guess these two?

How about now?

And finally, this last one isn't "humanized" version of Disney Characters. I just liked seeing a cute and silly picture involving the Disney Princessess that doesn't involve the word "pornography".

Captain America: WW2

What If Joker Was A Woman?

I'm... conflicted... I think...

Pictures For Sad Children Now Advertises For Long John Silvers

Click on each picture to get the full joke.



At least, until the marketing department told him to stop.

Pictures For Sad Children

Threadscutioner

Story of my life...

Married To The Sea

John Stewart and Jon Stewart: Explained

I may have enjoyed that a little too much.

BTW if you still haven't seen it, here is the Daily Show Episode that everyone is raving about. It's the feel good Daily Show of the year, wherein they focus their anger and bitterness towards... CNBC?

Math Is Super Helpful

I OBJECT!

I um.. I... I really don't know how to react to that.

But hello everyone!

Hunters Will Never Need AK-47s, They Say...

Married To The Sea