Despair.com

I think most everyone now knows that the Demotivators aren't just some random crap some guy at 4-chan slapped together and it became an overnight macro sensation. SO while we go around and post pictures that really isn't very demotivational at all, let us not forget the true demotivators, you know, the ones created by professional demotivationists.




I especially love the "Perfect for" text for these two.

- The Beautiful People
- Disaffected college students who became that way by listening to too much Marilyn Manson in junior high
- A certain one-time peroxide blonde who completely led on the author of this particular Demotivator during his senior year of high school in 1989
- The author of this Demotivator, for being so utterly shallow that he let an obnoxious hot chick totally play him for a fool 16 years ago, and would again, if she would JUST CALL ME.... KATIE, IF YOU READ THIS, PICK UP THE PHONE AND DIAL ME. FOR REAL. I CAN'T FORGIVE YOU IF DON'T MAKE THE FIRST STEP. xo, J.B.

- The loser who wrote Beauty
- Disaffected college students

Despair.com (We really should buy something from there)