I especially love the "Perfect for" text for these two.
- The Beautiful People
- Disaffected college students who became that way by listening to too much Marilyn Manson in junior high
- A certain one-time peroxide blonde who completely led on the author of this particular Demotivator during his senior year of high school in 1989
- The author of this Demotivator, for being so utterly shallow that he let an obnoxious hot chick totally play him for a fool 16 years ago, and would again, if she would JUST CALL ME.... KATIE, IF YOU READ THIS, PICK UP THE PHONE AND DIAL ME. FOR REAL. I CAN'T FORGIVE YOU IF DON'T MAKE THE FIRST STEP. xo, J.B.
- The loser who wrote Beauty
- Disaffected college students
Despair.com (We really should buy something from there)