Stolen from Kotaku (Mini-Bash is Bashcraft's son)
Mini-Bash: Daddy, do you like herpes?
Mini-Bash: Yes, do you like him?
Mini-Bash: Yes, Herpes. The swimmer. In the Olympics.
Me: Herpes in the Olympics?
Mini-Bash: For America.
Me: Oh. You mean Phelps?!
Me: Yeah, Herpes is a great swimmer.
In Japanese, "Phelps" is pronounced "Ferupusu" (フェルプス). And "herpes" is "Herupesu"(ヘルペス).
Do You Like Herpes? He's A Great Swimmer.