Welcome to the first post.

Heh, this is actually not my first post, the first post is that failure of a rant against skyborne dinning, but why bother trying to erase that one, the internet saves anything and everything, and every stupid little comment you've ever made will come back to hunt you. Nothing to hide except my dignity!

Now, just to warn you, I foresaw a terribly calamity to strike upon humanity five month from this post, and it is you, brave reader, who must take up the journey which I cannot make for medical and legal but mostly legal reasons, you head over to Switzerland, and you put a stop to this madness.

This is what you will need to look for:


and she shall be your guide!


ONWARD, BRAVE ADVENTURERS, ONWARD, AND SAVE US ALL!!!

hopefully this will be the only NSFW post in this whole blog.