They don't make them like this anymore

I know they tried with Grindhouse, but we all know that didn't work out so well.
The poster is cool, but you have to watch the trailer to really appreciate the cheese.

All it needs is Jack Black.

As an afterthought, how horrible would it be to have to share a suit with Rosie Greer in the desert sun?

UPDATE:
I totally forgot that there is a real life equivalent of the thing with two heads.

I have so many questions...