Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Be still, my beating heart...

Then again, it won't be long before my heart, exhausted from pushing blood throughout my cholesterol laden veins, collapses and with one final, strained heave, lies forever still.

But until then, I'm gonna enjoy me some canned bacon, now back in style!

MREdepot.com Exclusive!!

For the first time in almost 20 years, canned bacon is back in this Country. Not available in any store!

More than 2 years went into the development of this bacon, and we’re proud to be able to bring this back to you after improving on a what was a very successful brand of canned bacon made years ago by Celebrity Foods (registered Trademark, all rights reserved).




Now I will never go hungry, even in case of nuclear apocalypse, Oh god yes.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why is the can camouflaged???

Benny said...

In the future doomed apocalyptic world of radioactive zombies, the last thing you want to do is to make your can of bacon easily visible for enemies to find.

Anonymous said...

Well damn, get me a chastity belt and a can of camouflaged bacon and i will be set!

Benny said...

o_O

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Elijah said...

Well, I don't really think it will work.
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