They just found the 6th one today. It was a pretty big deal when they found four severed foot (all right foot, if my idiotic memory doesn't fail me), then the fifth one popped up, then before you know it, it's like a modern day gold rush, except it comes in the form of foot, and that nobody wants it, really.
Prevalent theories include:
1) Severed foot from mob/cartel related killings
2) Severed foot belonging to plane crash victims from years ago.
3) Oceanic creatures developing a fetish for shoe clad foot.
4) Discarded foot from men who abandoned a life of land lubbing to live under the sea (under the sea!) as merMEN.
5) Someone misplaced their foot while doing things that would require one foot and one severed stump.
In case of number 5, please let the police in British Columbia know that your foot is missing, and provide with all relevant information pertaining to your missing foot, so that they may match up the description, enabling a swift return of your missing appendage.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
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