BARNEGAT, N.J.—It's the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.
Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.
Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school.
The lockdown began shortly after 9 a.m. Wednesday and lasted until 9:30.
The thing about ninjas, that people tend to forget, is that if you can spot a ninja, then you wouldn't be in any danger at all. Mostly because the spottable ninja is probably some rubbish ninja reject. What you have to look out for is when you don't see a ninja, because that's how they strike, with out you knowing.
Shit I'm surrounded by ninjas right now, I just know it.
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