Don't get a Bad Tan.

Having a bad tan doesn't just affect you, it affects everyone around you.


The Gottis in: Oompa Loompa, the Movie.


Your bad tan makes fellow villages attack helicopters.


You can see her tears about the stream out of her eyes.


Bad Tans make everyone unhappy, only a select few can turn a bad tan into hilarity, and frankly, sir, you are no Will Ferrel.