In honor of this brilliant and slightly shallow simplification of blog substance, I propose we start peppering our posts with the following tags:
1. Be upset!
This is where we may end up ranting about shit we like.
2. Buy a thing!
This is where we rant to you to go see/get the shit we like.
3. Animals are cute!
This is where we show you shit pictures of animals we may like.
4. People are dumb!
This is where we show you the people that are shit that we like.
5. Something I like, only different!
This is where we show you shit that's different that we like.
6. Weird science!
This is where we show you science shit that we like.
7. Me, the blogger!
This is where we get narcissistic about shit, or something, I kind of zoned out while reading that article, which we (the royal use of we) like.
Yes, you can clearly tell that I just cut and pasted the title of all the paragraphs he wrote down, blogs are, by nature, the most delicious and unsporting form of plagiarism possible. Yes, I stole that phrase from someone as well, I just don't have a clue who.
Which tag would this fall under?
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
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