Pepper gel'd

So pepper sprays has the problem of causing tiny droplets of capsaisum to float through the air and assault anyone in close vicinity of the spray-ee. This normally wouldn't be a problem, unless, let's say... you are at the Broadway showing of Phantom of the Opera, starring David Hasselhoff (ha you thought you were safe from the hoff, NOBODY'S SAFE FROM THE HOFF!). Sitting next to you is a sleazy looking sexual deviant, positively dripping with sperm and sleaze. Finally, you have had enough of his advances and his refusal to acknowledge your denial, so you, being the consciencious audience that you are, greeted him with a face full of pepper gel. His screams echo throughout the hall, perfectly accompanying the climax of the Hoff's "Music of the night", and best of all, only one person had to run out of the hall crying and screaming and scratching their face.



Tasty Booze

I believe that Benny may have forgotten to let all of you gentlemen readers know how you may find yourself being pepper gelled (or pepper knuckled for that matter). Think of this as a PSA of sorts rather than the sheer horrible you might at first mistake it for.