I happen to live in a timezone about 2 weeks behind the news versus the general populace (hence my desperate need to always be online, trying to keep up), but when I first came across the Miley Cyrus scandal I really thought it was a none issue. Imagine my surprise, 2 weeks later, doing some random research, to discover that this is the reason everybody was in an uproar:
They are angry that she looks "sexy"? dude, there's nothing sexy about that picture. In fact, a great point I hear is that "if a paparazzi snap a shot of her on the beach wearing a bikini, she would be showing more skin then she would at that picture."
Dude, her dad was there to supervise, we don't need media watchdogs to tell us what we should think that a picture should look like. And frankly speaking, I'd be more worried about why my daughter end up looking like a crack whore all strung out and looking for her next hit then I would about the "supposed imagery" this shot conveys.
Actually, if I'm Billy Ray Cyrus, I'd be more worried about how much a douchebag I look now, examples:
Billy Ray Cyrus, when he first got big:
Ok, so he looks a big douche-baggery here, with his fist raising proudly in the air in some strange salute to... god knows what, but the mullet's popular back then with the crowd he's appealing to, so I don't have anything against that.
Billy Ray Cyrus, years later:
Here we see Billy Ray attempting to be some sort of Mountain Man Vet on some TV series, his decidedly masculine look brought out by manly beard growth, this is the Billy Ray Cyrus that I wouldn't mind having a beer and then has manly rounds of paddling waitI'mnotagayfratboy!
Billy Ray Cyrus now:
Douche Bag. He has adopted the Douche Bag hair, the Douche Bag look, and worst of all, the Douche Bag Soul Patch, dude, if even Jack Black can't pull the look off, you, King Douche Bag of Nashvilleton wouldn't even HOPE to be able to look remotely none-douche-baggery!
At least he's not trying to hide what he is anymore, god damn douche bag.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
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It cannot have effect in actual fact, that is what I think.
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