Jay J. Armes: The handless detective.

This guy's wikipedia entry reads like a 5-year old's wet dream:

Armes lost his arms in an accident involving explosive railroad signaling devices when he was twelve years old. His prosthetic arms have been described in his press release: "Amazingly, Jay can now do more with the fantastic steel claws that have replaced his hands than people with their own hands can do. He can reach into fire, smash through doors, fire bullets with unerring accuracy, cut through metal, fly utilizing a jet pack, scuba dive, pilot a jet -- and he is the master of the deadliest karate chop. No wonder Jay J. Armes is the most famous, most sought after investigator in the world."
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He and his wife lives on a 14 acre compound with a pet tiger and cheetah.

AND he has a line of action figures made after his image!


pure awesome.