In other, slightly more doomtastic news.

We now have documented proof that orangutans can hunt with spear (besides smoking cigarretes, possibly WHILE!)

Christ, let's hope they never discover gunpowder, although I'd love for a gunpowder treason plot to be enacted by Coco... Fawkes.

"Remember... remember?"

This is an actual headline:
B.C. fears arrival of giant squid on killing rampage

(yes yes, somewhere along the line Canadians evolved from civilized gentle beings to barbaric savages (with great body), it's very natural.)

and death arrives for your overgrown lawn, they never had a chance.