Monday, May 5, 2008

The Casio Slim EX-F1 will revolutionize you.

You may ask "why, Benny, why would I want to spend about $1000 on a Casio, when for $100 less I can get my mitts on some very fantastic Cannon or Nikon?"

Well let me tell you why, the EX-F1 has the capability of taking a video at 1200 fps, to translate, that means this nifty device can take 1 second and streeeeeetch it to play over a span of 40 seconds (math is wildly gesticulated and not actually calculated upon, in fact, the author actually just randomly pointed at stuff and came up with this math)! That's Mythbuster slow! Well, actually, I think their high speed camera may have a higher FPS, but what we are talking about here is a slightly sub par Mythbuster technology available to your youtube crowd! In fact, some people who already got their grubby mitts on the camera has filmed themselves mixing mentos and diet coke and shooting a spudzooka at an egg.

I wouldn't doubt, for a second, that there's probably some money shots being filmed at the moment with the EX-F1, in fact, I'm sure that soon there'll be some sort of special fetish crowd who enjoys videos of ultra slow money shot on someone's... car door, that seems to be the nature of the internet...

I really can't wait until the technology improves, in a few years, I'm sure, you'll be able to pick up a $200 casio and it'll have the slow motion capability, then we'll get to watch all sort of youtube stupidity in all its slow motioned glory, maybe somebody will video blog with it, god, that'd be the longest eternity since... I don't know, your mom. OH DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?