Thursday, October 23, 2008

Swedish Hockey Fans Delay Hockey Game with A Heartfelt Outpour of... Dildos.



From The Local:
Supporters of the Stockholm-based AIK ice hockey team scored an unusual hat trick of heckling on Tuesday night featuring dildos, profane banners, and a giant inflatable penis.


Watch out, America, the Swedes has one-upped us in poor sportsmanship, although we could never outpace the sheer destructive potential of Latin American or British football holligans, we should start looking into activities much more involving then just empty beer bottles and snowballs packed with rocks.

I'm looking at you, Oakland, it's time for you to hurl flaming rusty hulks of stationwagons onto the field when the Raiders lose (or win...), you will have to be the one that upholds our proud American hooliganary.

LET'S GO INSANE OAKLAND SAVAGE SPECTATORS THAT WOULD AS SOON GUT THEIR OWN MOTHER RATHER THEN BEING IDENTIFIED AS CIVILIZED HUMAN BEINGS!!!

Actually I'm just kidding, I'm sure the fans in Oakland are all very nice and co... I can't type that and feel like I'm being honest...

I would have elected the Yankee fans, but like all traditional Italian Americans born and raised in New York or Jersey, they are all bluster and spit, very little actual substance.

1 comment:

Nick said...

Hey man, great blog etc.

The story behind the dildo-rain, huge inflatable penis and bend over sign is:

A player, Jan Houkko, in the away team, Leksand, has had a private sex movie leaked on the internet lately, which included all kind of kinky stuff... for example inserting a dildo somewhere where the sun don't shine. On himself.

Pretty darn funny way to remind him if you ask me.

Keep up the blog, it keeps my alt-tab working properly around the office.

Best wishes,

Nick from Sweden