Christian Bale and Cat

I don't remember seeing this in Equilibrium.

I don't know why this picture amuses me so, but it does.

What does 4 chan do when the mods are away?

They post bread:

Those sick bastards.

Also, my friend just told me about MacroChan, my life is over.

Darkie Toothpaste.

The thing about being the younger generation of our family is that, well, one of our favorite activity as a Taiwanese individual, is for us to tell every god damn person we can about how god damn racist us Taiwanese folks are. Take, for example, the Darkie Toothpaste:


I remember that at a later time of my youth, my grandfather switched his favorite "black man toothpaste" to "white man toothpaste", of which I just thought, to my racist little self: "I guess white man toothpaste is better?"

I also remember that they introduced some toothpaste with salt in it, declaring the cleansing power of salt, now on your teeth.

THIS ALL HAPPENED DURING THE 80'S!

God damn we were some fucked up racists.

Nicolas Cage as... Everyone.

Through some inexplicable and baffling event, someone decided to start a blog dedicated to reimagining what... well, everyone will look like if they are played by Nic Cage...








I must have missed the memo, but this is perplexing.

I'm not quite there yet...

Daily posts are still going to be few and far between, gotta get ready for a move and all.

See you on the flip side, which is a term I don't quite understand, because if your side got flipped, then shit, wouldn't you be upside down and breaking the law of gravity, which isn't really a law and more of a "I will follow your silly ruling for now, until I can stab you in the heart and then fly to my heart's content."

Oh, right, enjoy some boobs:

Taking a picture AND masturbating to it? Why, I believe someone has taken your advice, nice lady!

Posture

chest forward and back straight, yes...

Cleavage

I mean, really very epic...

Fiber-Optic Bra:

They glow in the dark. COMING NEXT SUMMER: FIBER-OPTIC PENIS SHEATH!

"Benny!" you say, "all you do is catering to the lowest common denominator, don't you have some decency?"

Well, first of all, no, and second of all, Clowns:

It's true, no matter how much of a "people" clowns like to call themselves, all they want to do is to hurt you, inside and out. And seriously, it's hard to trust clowns, especially Zombie Clowns:

I've also thought that it's a Two-Face clown, actually...

Oh, right, here, and we'll finish with a puppy:

Soaking its golden retriever paws in a bucket of yellow water/beer/pee? Sweet god, puppies ARE retarded.

Do you ever get the feeling that fan made demotivators aren't really demotivators anymore?

Animals Are Sort of Useless... and are kind of weird...

I actually came across this "Animal Facts" a few times before I found out it was from KinokoFry, which is deliciously enjoyable.

Ignore the rest of this post, as it's nothing more then Google bait:
A dog can eat an elephant: TRUE!
Every 100th egg a chicken lays contains sugar: that would explain why my scrambled eggs tasted weird...
Did you know? There are no chipmunks: I knew it!
Axolotls are members of the goat family: that also explains why it's called an Axolotl.
When left alone for 5-10 hours. Finches will begin to resemble Oliver Sacks: did you know that Oliver Sacks is a MD, a Doctor, an author, and a fine dancer?
Otters will amount to nothing: I feel for them, that's what my elephant-eating dog tells me every day, but in doggish.
Parrots are just bullshit: aw...

Wookie the Chew

This dude has more pictures of his rendition of Star Wars characters as Winnie the Pooh. Oh, and Kessel Run:


James Hance may replace Brandon Byrd as my favorite pop culture artist... well, maybe not, but it'll be a tough fight.

Anti Theft Signs Are Better if You Write Them Yourself

While browsing through boingboing they presented these two little gems...

It has such a nice built up from "reason" to "I will shoot you in the fucking face"
Passive Aggressive Notes


God, it's like reading Deliverance...
Robotpainter

Your Old Tires make for a Sexy Sink

Or about as sexy as a sink could get unless you decide to create silicon sinks in the shape of breasts...

I want to put my face in it.

Award: RUBBiSH (Recycled Rubber Sinks)

All things considered, it could all be so much worse.

Slowly working myself back into the internet groove, ever since they killed my manga streaming sites (some legal kerfuffle stacked on a waffle, I hear) I've been slowly getting back to browsing the interwebs. Once things settle down and I discover the magic of blogging, this blog will once again explode with content.

Not that it would matter at that point, everyone's moved on to facebook and twitter, or the new digg, or some other form of social web that lets you share your information with the same callous disregard as a piece of blackened banana peel.

Also, has anyone seen JayAre? I hear rumors that he moved to Mars, but I also hear that Martians make for terrible neighbors (lots of methane, apparently).

AT-AT Day Afternoon

I'm basically driving my dog insane at this point

I'm playing "Brodyquest" and "Promises Promises" back to back, not really as a scientific experimentation, per se, but just to see if my dog can learn to sing mad music.

So far, the "not really a scientific experimentation" is turning out to be a failure.

Now I remember why I'm posting...

Well, once again, it's old news at this point, but BRODYQUEST!


ALL. DAY. LONG.

Also, for some odd reason, I've been google image searching "shaved dogs"

Don't ask.

Also, this is not a dog, god damn it google!

"Promises Promises"

Look, I'm pretty oblivious to all things pop culture, like finding out that the guy who sang this song:


Is Detective Brisco:



This picture is apparently from "photofest", or somebody, I don't know, but please let me know if you don't want that picture floating around.

Blissfully unaware, I was. Corrected though.

Also that song is completely stuck in my head.

This Nice Little Video Makes More Sense Then It Ought to...

Babbage and Lovelace in: ALBION: 1849!

Now with funky disco wah-wah background music.

For actual coherency, please refer all questions to this here website.

Captain Kirk is Climbing That Mountain

Why is he climbing the mountain?

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A Musical Video Post

First, do you remember Rob Paravonian's Rants against Pachelbel's Cannon in D?


It doesn't hurt to look back, because some nice Australian folks calling themselves "Axis of Awesome" expanded upon this concept some more:

If you go to this video's youtube page they've also put up the artist and name of all the songs they did, including Bird Plane.

Looks like now we all know how to make a pop hit.

Came Across a Few Pictures, Thought You May Like It...

THOMAS AND FRIENDS!


TRANSFORM, AND ROLL OUT!

It may also need a "combine" in there somewhere, but that takes too long to say with dramatic impact.

Speaking of impact... What's better then Betty White and the ghost of John Ritter, you say?

How about Betty White in Slave Leia Bikini wielding a flaming chain-saw astride atop a John Ritter Centaur?

she also has a cape.

Humanity may be doomed, but it's in our twilight hours that we shine the brightest.

Law Abiding Engineer

Seriously? They can do that with Team Fortress 2 assets now? Seriously?

PIXEL, or "How Old Video Games Will Destroy The World"

yeah sure you can call them "8-bit" or "retro", but we all know what they are, they are god damn old games.

Still fun, that is, if you have the reflex and patience for it, my old bones creak just think about all the joystick motions and pulling quarters out of my pockets and the heavy hammering of the fire button even though Frogger don't have a fire button... what was I hammering?

It's not really a hiatus if I keep coming back.

You've probably heard of chat roulette, and you might have also heard of Merton:


By the way, Merton is totally not Ben Folds:


I'm sure there will be more and more of these things pouring out of ever internet orfices that exists.

also here is another thing you probably already saw:


I'm not that easy to figure out, but if you put something internet related and some kind of Muppet related thing, I'd be drawn out of hiding just to be immediately crushed by a truck full of sardins.

Ultraman is Not So Ultra Now...

From The Searcher:

Remember Ultraman? Remember how he had that thing where he could grow really large to fight monsters, but only for three minutes, and then he shrunk again?

Turns out he was stuck with that deadline even when there weren't any monsters.

The Searcher

Does this count at "japan"?

Well, Since I'm Already Here...

Here, have a hot Vulcan Girl picture.

This New Yakuza 3 Video Basically Demonstrates Why I Love The Game

If you don't know what Yakuza 3 is, fear not, because according to the sales charts (only applicable to USA and the first 2 Yakuza titles), nobody really know what Yakuza 3 is.

But I do, and that's all that matters.



KARAOKE!

SURPRISE!

It's a "Tigger Loves To Molest Innocent Runners" Monday!

I resolve to spend less time browsing pornography, reading manga, and playing video games, so that I may start spending more time wasting away on the interwebs.

Actually, I'll probably end up doing more of that, oh well, it was a nice thought while it lasted.

See you next year.

No, not this year, next year.

That's like, not this year.

I think JayAre's dead.