Daily posts are still going to be few and far between, gotta get ready for a move and all.
See you on the flip side, which is a term I don't quite understand, because if your side got flipped, then shit, wouldn't you be upside down and breaking the law of gravity, which isn't really a law and more of a "I will follow your silly ruling for now, until I can stab you in the heart and then fly to my heart's content."
Oh, right, enjoy some boobs:
Taking a picture AND masturbating to it? Why, I believe someone has taken your advice, nice lady!
chest forward and back straight, yes...
I mean, really very epic...
They glow in the dark. COMING NEXT SUMMER: FIBER-OPTIC PENIS SHEATH!
"Benny!" you say, "all you do is catering to the lowest common denominator, don't you have some decency?"
Well, first of all, no, and second of all, Clowns:
It's true, no matter how much of a "people" clowns like to call themselves, all they want to do is to hurt you, inside and out. And seriously, it's hard to trust clowns, especially Zombie Clowns:
I've also thought that it's a Two-Face clown, actually...
Oh, right, here, and we'll finish with a puppy:
Soaking its golden retriever paws in a bucket of yellow water/beer/pee? Sweet god, puppies ARE retarded.
Do you ever get the feeling that fan made demotivators aren't really demotivators anymore?