THOMAS AND FRIENDS!
TRANSFORM, AND ROLL OUT!
It may also need a "combine" in there somewhere, but that takes too long to say with dramatic impact.
Speaking of impact... What's better then Betty White and the ghost of John Ritter, you say?
How about Betty White in Slave Leia Bikini wielding a flaming chain-saw astride atop a John Ritter Centaur?
she also has a cape.
Humanity may be doomed, but it's in our twilight hours that we shine the brightest.