Monday, July 7, 2008

Good Morning, Children.

If the siren call of bright-eyed eager children with hearts exploding in wonderment doesn't chill your blood and blacken your already tar-pitted heart, then perhaps the following frightful adverts from the age of bygone era will finally entice you to set that yonder orphanage ablaze! *twiddles my vaudevillian mustache*




WITNESS THE FACES OF YOUR DEMISE!


YES, YEEEEES, WEEP FOR YOUR LOST HAPPINESS!


WHY DOES IT NOT BLEED?


Wierdomatic

4 comments:

Stacey said...

Maybe because it is early and I am not really awake, or maybe cos I am not a smart man, but I don't get the soap ad. :(

Benny said...

I don't think anybody does, or maybe they are going "this child is taking a bath until it fell over now he's dirty again, use pearl soap or he will cry for ETERNITY!!!"

Anonymous said...

Hmm...Too bad that don't make that soap anymore. I used to have an old ad that my dad gave me, I think it might have been for baby food. The babies eyes changed depending on which way u turned the paper. The choices were closed or evil.

Stacey said...

I forgot to mention that I think its cool when babies play with razors. ;)