Tuesday, August 11, 2009
They day that man teaches dogs to wield guns is the day that mankind has doomed itself.
You don't believe me? EVEN AFTER THIS:
A Memphis, Tenn., man is in critical condition Wednesday after his dog shot him in the back.
I laughed so hard that a quantum cat materialized in my living room, got scared, then vaporized itself, that was how much I laughed at the headline. Oh, and there's this:
Hunter recovering after being shot by dog
They aren't even trying and they are killing us! Dogs, the silent but adorable and possiblity mentally retarded killer.