Dragon Ball Z Live Action Movie is a CW Movie of the Week.

It always amazes me how little Hollywood pays attention to source materials. Transformers was a movie about how a human can rape a robot in the crotch with a motorcycle and a rocket. Superman is about an emo guy who can fly and travel through time. Batman Forever/Batman and Robin is about Latex nipples and crotches. So it shouldn't surprise me that the live action Dragon Ball Z movie is going to be a shit house of fail supported on fetid pillars of fail upon a giant Indian burial mound of fail.

Then I saw this picture:


As JayAre can attest, I lost the capability to make actual words after viewing that picture. Do you know what that picture is? That picture is what happens when the protagonist, Goku, sees the full moon and transform into a "giant ape bent on destruction".

That does not look like a giant ape.

Which leads me to the only one possible explanation for this: Dragon Ball Z live action movie is actually a porn. You see, Goku transforms into a "dragon", and needs his "balls" juggled to find his "Z" spot. There will be an epic battle of dragon balls as transformed Goku battles evil dragon Piccolo. Both dragon foes will slap each other silly with their dragon balls, and the final scene will involve Goku finding his Z spot and drowning everyone in his dragon semen. HURRAY!

DRAGON BALL Z IS GOING TO BE THE BESTEST GAY DRAGON PORN IN THE WORLD, EVEN MORE AWESOME THEN PICTURES OF DRAGONS SCREWING CARS!!!

Yes there are pictures of dragons screwing cars out there, I have seen it, and I refuse to look for it so you can enjoy it.

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