Thursday, November 20, 2008

Necklace Assault.

A 22 year old Utah man was charged with 2nd degree aggravated assault after he attacked another man with his necklace, sources say.

The assault happened as the assailant threw insults at the victim's girlfriend, prompting the victim to throw soda at the assailant. The assailant retaliated by, and I quote, "took a meat cleaver he was wearing as a necklace and swung it at the victim, striking him in the face, arm and chest. The victim required 65 stitches".

Salt Lake Tribune

While I was busy pondering the questions "why was he wearing a meat cleaver" and "how was he wearing it", the thought struck me that I should do a google image search for "meat cleaver necklace". The resulting picture answered alot of questions.


You can own your very own Meat Cleaver Necklace from Etsy.

According to Fox News, the assailant's name is Matthew Bryan Stone, he has not been caught, and it was a filet knife.

The thought of a fleeing psychopath wearing a filet knife necklace does not bring my heart peace and comfort.

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