Segata Saturn Shiro

I can't be arsed to try and figure out what they are singing, or why what may look like an odd Sega Saturn mascot is body throwing every freaking person he come across and molesting passed out mothers in the midst of a house fire... I'm too busy being freaked out that Segata Sanshiro is going to come after me next.

Also, I really don't want to explode.

Oh, wait, this video from "the best damn podcast ever" will explain everything, plus show you all of the commercials and the translated music video.

NOOOOOOO, SEGATA SANSHIRO!!!!