Monday, March 9, 2009

Skippy's "Cephlapod Surprise"

“Is that a squid in our shower?”
“What’s it doing in there.”

You may remember Skippy as the man who wrote the list of 213 things he is no longer allowed to do in the US Army, which includes:
Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.
Not allowed to challenge anyone’s disbelief of black magic by asking for hair.
Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.

And so much more.

1 comment:

A-TEK said...

I lol'd, then lol'd some more. I wondered what job this guy performs in our army and whether or not I should be concerned.