Our Financial Future is Secure.

At least he has a nice suit, then again, when you work on Wall Street and has a bank account of this amount:

It's hard to not look good while plummetting the national economy through careless mortgage lending.

per Consumerist:

this ATM receipt a reader's coworker found sitting in a Wall Street ATM with a balance of $97,084.23 shows there's at least one person who is going to be okay. Plus, this guy knows what he's doing; note how the balance is just under the $100,000 limit for full FDIC coverage.