A few things annoyed me this week, first it's IT telling me I can't use firefox anymore, then it's the dog crapping in my apartment, and now, finally, this monstrosity of a durian-laden shit-farmer some sweaty-nutsack-hack designer who lives by taking-candies-from-children and puts-testicles-on-old-ladies-just-so-he-can-kick-them-in-the-crotch calls "future of bathing/showering".
"What in god's name were you thinking when you thought of this absolute waste of human effort?" I'd ask.
"Well, I was inhaling cat piss, rubbing genital herpes into my tear ducts, and bathing myself with urinal water when I thought about how wonderful it would be if the urinal is upside down, then I'd be able to stand underneath as showers of gum, piss, and stale-cigarette-butts buffets my figure of masculinity. Then I thought how wonderful it would be if the urinal is large enough for me to lie in, how relaxing it would be to lounge around with my favorite things!" The designer would say, as he lies in his tub full of 100% Cambodian Whore's Breast Milk while cutting himself and covers those cuts with coal dust.
God I hate this world, and I miss firefox...
Reinventin the Bathroom: Bath + Shower by Ron Arad
4 comments:
Ummm...was it at least your dog that took a crap in your apartment?
That would make a good urinal thoug. No matter how messed up you got, you would still have like a 98% chance of getting it all in and not peeing all over your pants and shoes at public bar, which believe me, no matter how dark the bar is, people will notice.
Really effective data, thanks for this article.
The dude is absolutely right, and there is no question.
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