Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Basil is a Pretty Cock.
I really just want a reason to say it.
New home for Basil the cockerel after housing estate 'eviction'
Muppet Car
Long story short: German cops are pissed at this particular UK made vehicle, with its driver side on the right hand side instead of the Germanic left the rest of the civilized world prefers. The cops are pissed because, due to the UK nature of the vehicle and the positioning of the traffic cameras only aiming for the left side of the vehicle, they can never seem to get a clear shot of the driver.
To make things worse, the driver realized this, and has placed the Muppet, Animal, as his copilot, hence the picture:
It's odd that the overly strict German Police can't seem to just locate the driver by the vehicle plate, then drag him off to a dark cell and commence with the Kommandant of all beatings... then again, that's probably a good thing they can't.
Arbroath
To make things worse, the driver realized this, and has placed the Muppet, Animal, as his copilot, hence the picture:
It's odd that the overly strict German Police can't seem to just locate the driver by the vehicle plate, then drag him off to a dark cell and commence with the Kommandant of all beatings... then again, that's probably a good thing they can't.
Arbroath
Vikings Were Actually Quite Prissy
From Telegraph:
They say that the Norse explorers, far from being obsessed with fighting and drinking, were a largely-peaceful race who were even criticised for being too hygienic.
The university's department of Anglo-Saxon, Norse and Celtic has published a guide revealing how much of the Vikings' history has been misrepresented.
They did not, in fact, wear horned or winged helmets. And they appear to have been a vain race who were concerned about their appearance.
"It seems that the Vikings may not have been as hairy and dirty as is commonly imagined," the guide says.
"A medieval chronicler, John of Wallingford, talking about the eleventh century, complained that the Danes were too clean - they combed their hair every day, washed every Saturday, and changed their clothes regularly."
I'm just going to sit at this corner, right here, and sob loudly into my arms.
Vikings preferred male grooming to pillaging
Banana Holder.
I guess if you happen to have a really heavy and packed lunchbag this will come in handy...
Would you like some donuts?
How about some maple bacon donuts?
Or a "cheeseburger" donut... which you can actually buy.
The "patty" is dipped in chocolate honey, and the "cheese" is actually bavarian cream.
Via Super Punch
Or a "cheeseburger" donut... which you can actually buy.
The "patty" is dipped in chocolate honey, and the "cheese" is actually bavarian cream.
Via Super Punch
Wassup: 8 Years Later
Apparently they got the original cast to do the video.
The political spin kind of killed the humor at the end, but that has more to do with my aversion to politics ever since I OD'd on it two weeks ago.
The political spin kind of killed the humor at the end, but that has more to do with my aversion to politics ever since I OD'd on it two weeks ago.
Girls for Obama
My favorite picture from the Girls for Obama post, a collection of pictures of girls watching Obama with rapt attention.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
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