I'll just head on into the kitchen and get my self some BEARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGH!
Monday, October 26, 2009
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But ok, seriously, internet, we need to talk. "colon three" does not have the same connotation as some people like to imagine, where it looks like a mischievous cat grin. No, instead, it looks like a pair of eyes with testicles instead of mouth. That's a facial expression full of balls, people, BALLS!
Yeah... me neither, maybe some other time.
Trust me, there are times that I would come across some picture and go "OH MAN, I WOULD TOTALLY SHARE THAT PICTURE WITH EVERYONE!" and then I'll say "OH MAN, I LOVE DOING METH OFF THE BACK OF A HOBO STRIPPER!"
I may have problems.
WHERE THE HELL IS THAT VIBRATING NOISE COMING FROM?
To anyone who watched this video and thought "Hey, I bet Benny would have liked this...", THANKS FOR NOT TELLING ME!
Just kidding, you may have some sort of disease if you saw this video and thought "hey, I bet Benny would have liked this."
I can't be arsed to try and figure out what they are singing, or why what may look like an odd Sega Saturn mascot is body throwing every freaking person he come across and molesting passed out mothers in the midst of a house fire... I'm too busy being freaked out that Segata Sanshiro is going to come after me next.
Also, I really don't want to explode.
Oh, wait, this video from "the best damn podcast ever" will explain everything, plus show you all of the commercials and the translated music video.
NOOOOOOO, SEGATA SANSHIRO!!!!