Oh Hey Well What The Hell Happened Here?

It's been a while since I've posted anything, and I'm not super sad to say... I don't really miss it. Anyway, this is just a quick announcement to kind of get things kicked back into gear. I'm not super happy with my free photo hosts and I may end up switching blog (or incorporate other styles of blogs) while messing around with features.

There are basically two things you will know:
1) updates will be super infrequent
2) whenever I'm updating, I'll probably be drunk.

And now here are two pictures I found on 4chan, which is still a horrible seething mess of horror that delights the cockles of my being while sets on fire anything and anyone that I've ever loved:

Exhibit 1) A Clean Toilet:

Just be glad the bubbles are clean.

Exhibit 2) WTF is going on?

I can't explain this even if you strangle my puppy, so please stop strangling my puppy.

People think trawling through internet looking for pictures and videos of amusement is easy, yeah, sure it's easy, if you want to turn an amusing hobby into soul searing god damn work.