HEY, WELL ENDOWED WOMAN IN SWEATER!

STOP JAY-WALKING, OR SOME STRANGE URBAN COWBOY IN OLD FASHIONED TV GET-UP IS GONNA PUT HIS LASSO ON YOU AND YOU BOTH WILL BE PHOTOGRAPHED AND BE PLACED ON THE INTERNET YEARS LATER!

DON'T ASK ME WHY, PEOPLE IN NEW YORK GET THE GOOD COCAINE!

Okay I promise I'll stop.