Monday, August 4, 2008

Why do people keep on figuring out new ways to make me cry?







WRRRRRYYYYY?

Mostly stolen from Funtasticus

The Best kind of flood



Well, some may want a Stella Artois flood, but I'll settle for a Coors Light flood.

I have figured out how to get people to hate me.



THE FLOOD GATE OF HATE BURST FORTH, AND I LAUGH AT YOUR PATHETIC HATE WAVE GURGLEGURGLE...

God damn it's Monday Again...



DO. NOT. WANT!

OH SHIT IT'S MONDAY AGAIN!!!

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

Friday, August 1, 2008

WE HAVE POSTS!!!

DRAMA CAT IS DRAMATIZED!

DRAMA!

I'm actually really proud of myself right now because this is a pure Benny production, you may see others floating around the net, BUT I MADE THIS ONE I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF *PATS HIMSELF ON THE BACK*

Edit: Man... I really thought we went past the 1000 mark earlier, ended up we only had about 980 posts... poopsicles.

EditEdit: yes I was drunk when I posted this...

Have a nice day!

It's inappropriate picture time!




"This is Fuckzilla, a sex robot"

I make bear ashamed.

Interesting warning device.



It's cheap and effecti... oh...

A quick flash puzzle to whittle away the time

It's funny because it scares me.



Also, the bottom of the package says "good man" in Chinese, so now I don't know who to believe.

Space Station for sale.



Maybe you can get a ride to your new acquisition through Virgin Galactic.

It kind of sucks that it'll cost you $200,000 per trip.

IT'S LUNCH...uh... what?



So... uh... yeah well this is awkward... not as awkward as last week, maybe a bit more awkward, actually...

PIXFTW

Busted Tees After-Christmas Sale.



Never short of ironic displays of irony, Busted Tees is currently having an After-Christmas-Sale, putting up 50 of their ironically silly (and puntastic, god damn it) shirts for only $9.99.

I'm running out of ironic looking shirts as fast as I'm losing black socks, so you bet your ass I'm spending some of my hard earned blood money on them.

Busted Tees After-Christmas Sale (ends Aug. 10th)

God if only this little blurb can net me some free shirts...

You can taste the rebellion.

great party, man.



great party.

PIXFTW

ah... uh... what?

Tr2n??

From here.

would you like to take a survey.



highly offensive.

And now, a word from Johnny Depp



Thank you, Johnny.